003 ‡ [ VIDEO | re; HONG KONG'S PRANK/ITEM RAIN ] ‡ DISCEDO

[dongsaengoppai]

[ Communicator flicks on and shows a rather distressed Korea, flailing his arms and absolutely sobbing, but nothing but muttered sounds are coming out. He seems particularly distressed this evening, and he's gesturing to his mouth which is absolutely sealed shut. He cannot open it; he cannot make any noise besides muffled noises and suppressed

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[leavecagealone]

[He's only just arrived, and he doesn't know anyone, but he's figured out how to work his communicator and, really, the sight of a prank like this? He really just can't resist.]

pffft!

looks like someone got you good, dude.

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[dongsaengoppai]

Ah yes good prank it is okay!!
That's because they copied Korean ideas!!!

But it's not very funny right now!! I cannot eat kimchi!!!

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[leavecagealone]

i am pretty sure that pranking is a universal thing. it's an art that has been passed down from generation to generation.

of course, there is only ONE pranking MASTER, but that's beside the point!!

...i don't think you can eat anything like that, really.

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[dongsaengoppai]

I invented this idea though since you said it was a good one.

No I can't. I'm hungry. I don't like this. I'm sad.

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[kungfublackfrog]

Whoa! What happened to you?!

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[dongsaengoppai]

My mouth got glued shut cause of my toothpaste it was filled with glue!!!

I will need to protect my toothpaste better this is awful!!

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[kungfublackfrog]

...ok, either you're on the end of a prank or you accidentally grabbed the wrong tube.

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[dongsaengoppai]

It's a prank of course! Probably from Japan!!

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[lastofthelegacy]

Have you been attacked or cursed?

[ Why hello, how are you? Introductions are not his forte. ]

[dongsaengoppai]

Attacked by the evils that is the Japanese!!!!
It is both an attack and a curse.......
Or it's Hong Kong!!! He is such an ass.

[lastofthelegacy]

Hong Kong? I doubt it. He's been teaching me English; he's more sensible than most people here.

What's happened to you?

[dongsaengoppai]

My mouth got glued shut because my family is evidently jealous of my wonderful chest and they hate me......

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[pureheartedperv]

Hello, Korea. I didn't know you were here, too.

...Bad day, huh?

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[dongsaengoppai]

Ah you got here too!!
Don't go into the forest bro....
You will get digested and eaten ....

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[pureheartedperv]

Unfortunately.

What's in the forest?

[She yearns for some more natural outdoorsy surroundings, so this makes her sad if it isn't Korea exaggerating.]

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[dongsaengoppai]

Monsters that eat shitfaced Englishmen who don't listen to their if-I-were-your-mother mothers....
I wanted to beat his hand with a bamboo....

[fierybluebird]

Uh... Don't do anything drastic, eh?

[Eyeing that sword there buddy.]

[dongsaengoppai]

Mister Marco!!!!
Be my hero with your desirable bosom and hair the color of wheat!!!

Punch Hong Kong in the face!!

[fierybluebird]

[Waves a hand.] No thanks. I like him.

[dongsaengoppai]

WHy????
He is evil and glued my mouth shut!!!!