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donkeyransom

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Nov 29, 2005 16:23

"If ejaculate tasted like chocolate, overpopulation would not be a problem."

the quotes are both to indicate that it wasn't my statement and to separate me from it and keep my image squeaky clean.

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khsmajorette November 29 2005, 21:46:05 UTC

lolllllll i wish it tasted like that. not that.....i....would...know. haha

donkeyransom November 30 2005, 00:53:35 UTC

I know I don't.

chicky824 November 29 2005, 22:27:27 UTC

Hmmm.... so giving a BJ can get you pregnant? No? Then why would it matter what it tasted like?

runsofast November 30 2005, 00:20:56 UTC

Duhhh Kristen, b/c then MORE people would do THAT instead of the other thing, therefore keeping the population down.

LOL, i think its pretty funny and very true.

donkeyransom November 30 2005, 00:53:06 UTC

She's just trying to play dumb.

donkeyransom November 30 2005, 00:57:32 UTC

well I haven't done any empirical tests, but I've heard that "bj's" can't get you preggers.

bt_katchoo November 30 2005, 00:22:41 UTC

haha... so true so true.

and WHY weren't you at my party, mister?

donkeyransom November 30 2005, 00:56:10 UTC

Because I'm the worst guy in the world.

My cousin came down early from Jersey and he and my parents wanted me to hang out with them that night. It was so sad, they started telling me all these stories about how it was snowing and I would get in an accident and how I didn't know anybody there. It was pitiful.

I owe you. I'll bring the keg next time. ...or at least a 24 pack and a bottle of liquor.

Plus I am usually shy when I first meet people.

bt_katchoo November 30 2005, 05:03:51 UTC

aw, it's all good. :) and don't worry about the shyness. so many people there didn't know each other and kind of warmed up to each other over the course of the night. everyone was pretty shy at first. plus, my friends are mucho mucho awesome and you'd feel so at home with them so fast, i promise. next time you HAVE to be there. even if you bring someone with you so that you feel more comfortable. and no excuses with be accepted! :P

donkeyransom November 30 2005, 16:03:15 UTC

yeah, that was shitty of me. I am truly sorry.

I wasn't going to wear anything special anyway, I just had a double breasted suit and a fidora.

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donkeyransom November 30 2005, 15:56:16 UTC

;)

dixiekgirl December 1 2005, 08:14:39 UTC

I never thought about the overpopulation thing, but I'd certainly do it a lot more if there were flavor choices.