it finally happened. i'm engaged!

but, you probably already knew that. thanks feind_fuchs . thanks onethirtyeight .

holy crizza ( Read more... )

for better or worse, i am alive this morning. no thanks to the asshole who cut in front of me to turn right.

that said-back to work. (sigh)

so, i'm at work when the ups man delivers a package. i sign my name correctly on that weird pad they have and he congratulated me for doing such a swell job. i tell him it must be my day ( Read more... )

i dont care if you wont
i dont care if you dont
i dont inten to be broke
so keep yo eyez on me

what>? (a la christina)

day 1: get half naked for a fifty year old woman,plus she touches my boob ( Read more... )

this weekend was totally swingin. i especially enjoyed hangin out with matt and sabs-wait-they assed out and didn't come to visit. bitches.

oh, i am so excited. no marketing class for me tom. which is extra awesome because i skipped today which is also waaaaaay cool because that means i don't have to listen to marketing jargon leaving the lips of an exhaustingly-interested-in marketing-stories man all weekend long. starting now ( Read more... )

i like to fuck, i like to fuck, i like to fuckin get my grades online but my password isn't correct and the lady won't give it to me over the phone and i know that is for security reasons which sometims i appreciate but not when i'm out of town and won't be back for two weeks and i can't know my grades and ahhhhhhhhhhh! damnit ( Read more... )

guess what hot little number got an internship for this summer

ME!!!!!!

plus-they'll be paying me. oh yeah.