It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

[donnafantastico]

Okay, first of all, it just thundered so loud, I think I now have a permanent heart arrhythmia. If I were on a candid camera, my reaction would've been hysterical. Thankfully, I'm alone in the dark and no one saw how high a little crippled girl can jump. Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ

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[maalivahti]

i'm so excited to not only remember i have a livejournal, but to see i still have a friend journaling here! maybe i'll blow the dust off mine and start writing in here again instead of trying blogspot. that gets me nowhere. sigh. i just want my voice to be hearrrrrrrrd.

and i'm avoiding the topic of your post bc you're 10000000% right. this country is a god damned shitshow. but seriously tho, how's your caretaker sitch? don't need a new one or anything do you? :D

[no_more_color]

I sent a copy of this post to President Obama. He wrote back and said that he is ashamed of himself for allowing America to deteriorate so badly under his leadership. But he has a plan! The President will avail himself of the only individual who can fix America. We, (and by that I mean the entire country) are going on the Jerry Springer show! And if it's not on the air anymore, that is no problem. The President will issue an executive decree ordering the show back into production for as long as it takes to get America back on track.

If you want to appear on live television and proclaim that America needs to learn its ass some responsibility, now is your chance. Chucking chairs at us is optional, but recommended as it is good TV.