This is a beautiful, moving and hilarious tribute. I would have shed a tear and smiled once or twice, but I don't emote.
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The incident with your poor mother and BMX proves that you are a Faustian devil who honors the letter, not the spirit, of the deals you make. I would say get thee behind me, devil, but you would pour a Slurpee down my pants.
For Bessie to have lived as long as she did, she must have laughed at herself a lot. That would make her her own bully. How did she walk a mile around herself? Philosophize on that
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No no. No one else ever was allowed to 'do what they want'. Donna apparently gets a pass because she's a cripple. if you crossed grandma you'd be on the poop list forever.
Hahahahaha even though this comment is Anonymous (hi Neil!), it's true. That was 100% only for me. BUT IT WASN'T BECAUSE I'M A CRIPPLE!!! It's because of my charming personality and delightful demeanour.
i lol'd @ uncle don bc thats the kind of mind i have too (he's not single, eh?).
are these like gibbs' rules? #1 is always poop? these are amazing and should be on an inspirational poster. i could do with learning some of these tbh.
i find myself apologizing to people for shit they did... 'sorry you crashed your cart into mine,' etc. am i becoming more canadian as i age? is that tiny 1/4 canadian heritage bursting forth finally? eh?
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Some observations:
The incident with your poor mother and BMX proves that you are a Faustian devil who honors the letter, not the spirit, of the deals you make. I would say get thee behind me, devil, but you would pour a Slurpee down my pants.
For Bessie to have lived as long as she did, she must have laughed at herself a lot. That would make her her own bully. How did she walk a mile around herself? Philosophize on that ( ... )
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We've been friends for 11 years. It is about time that Neil said hello to me.
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are these like gibbs' rules? #1 is always poop? these are amazing and should be on an inspirational poster. i could do with learning some of these tbh.
i find myself apologizing to people for shit they did... 'sorry you crashed your cart into mine,' etc. am i becoming more canadian as i age? is that tiny 1/4 canadian heritage bursting forth finally? eh?
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