Guess who is actually going to come with me to San Antonio to meet my parents for my birthday? THE FED. Many of you may not realize how monumental this will be. I've been trying to get him to meet them forever, but he's a paranoid weirdo. However, this particular item was on "The List", which is comprised of about 35 things he has to do if he ( Read more... )

I knew she looked familiar...this actress just came into my store! It took me forever to figure it out! Haha.

I was going crazy trying to remember
her name...Carla Gugino
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Today we get the key to our new place! I'm just waiting for my paycheck so I can get a money order and sign the lease. Woohoo. I'm so happy that I never have to stay at that dump again. Okay, it's not a dump, but it's tiny and the bathrooms suck. Also, no walk in closet. Yay for a new house ( Read more... )

Hello lj land, I'm still reading...occasionally. So here's a quick update ( Read more... )

I figured I might as well update since it's been so long. My computer at home has been pretty f*cked up, it's got a bunch of viruses. I blame the Fed, wireless internet, and the fact that Norton wouldn't properly install. Ultimately, it's probably my own damn fault for not getting it fixed 6 months ago. Luckily isfetapep thinks he can salvage it. I have ( Read more... )

I need some new books and a gym membership ( Read more... )

My schedule is so out of whack. Yesterday I worked in the morning, slept all evening, and then went to the bar to dj. Then I slept another 12 hours, and then worked another 12 hours. Somewhere in there I ate very unsatisfying "meals" that consisted of macaroni, sour candy, and cookies mostly. I don't have to be at work until almost 10pm ( Read more... )

He came to the Jackalope and autographed my chest (not my idea, by the way).

I asked him for a novelty picture and he said, "Of my penis?"

"No, thank you, just of your...uh...face."

Bizarre! Then he made sure I didn't want a pic of his porksword. It was disturbing, but funny.

He said he was filming a movie here or something.

The end.

A lot has happened since my last update.

boulevard_trash turned 21 finally. Her mom bought us dinner and brought cake, yum ( Read more... )

My internet isn't working, so I haven't been on much. It's probably about time I paid off Time Warner and got internet the proper way :P ( Read more... )