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[donnelkh]

I give up. They win.

I have spent the last six hours bleeding on things, dipped in birdshit, trying not to fall off the roof. They can fucking keep their fucking corner. I have to go scrub everything.

Vanquished by pigeons. Stupid Mondays.

Comments

Some help?

[obafugakum]

"All the world is in bloom on a spring afternoon as we're... poisoning pigeons in the park."
-Tom Lehrer

Doubt it's legal though.

Re: Some help?

[drakenfly]

Oops, that was supposed to be me.

Re: Some help?

[donnelkh]

I tried:

Poking them with a stick, spraying them with the garden hose, pointing my cat at them, spraying them with soapy water, trash talking them, shaking the broom at them, and viciously sulking.

Poisoning them would be sweet, sweet revenge if I get sick from bird flu.