Ta DA!

[donniedarkodos]

Zombie Master
You scored 84% health, 82% psychology, 72% survival, and 88% organization.

You are the bane of undead everywhere. Please e-mail me. I want you around when the comet comes. Estimated Survival Time: Indefinite

Comments

[donniedarkodos]

I didn't put extensive army and medical training. I am certified with CPR and first aid training--I had to take it in high school. I was also a boy scout complete with first aid and survival badges. I also own several versions of worst case scenario books--so I have read up on this shit. I also don't flip shit at the sight of blood. More questions, doubts? Bring on the zombie horde! I will fuck up those lifeless fleshbags worse than a virgin at Tailhook. Just because I have been a sap with girls breaking my heart doesn't mean I will let a zombie eat my brain. Trust me, a guy who is as into zombie shit as me, with plans to create his own graphic novel about them, knows how to fight and survive in an undead world.

See also the fact that I fucking group up in Idaho--a desert wasteland that was the inspiration for Dune. Between you and me...zombie world has nothing on the depravity of Kuna, Idaho.

[donniedarkodos]

Also,

I played a lot of Fallout, which as you know serves as college credit for health survival in virginia and the carolinas.

[moriveramvp]

Hey, wait a second. When the hell did you get paramedic training? And since when could you handle a gun? Not to mention your psychology skills are WAY higher than I know you've had training for.

[donniedarkodos]

Guns?! I come from militia lands my friend. I own a rifle, and have learned to shoot well and responsibly. Also, what do you know about what I have had training for. I took psychology courses in high school, and do read much about it. I own both the guide to seduction and power--two books that I feel have given me and edge as far as relating to people and understanding how we think. I have also undergone several training courses on how we think as part of job training. I deal with every type of human being you can imagine--former crack heads to ivy leaguers. As a recruiter it is part of my job to know about what personalities will work in certain situations. My bathroom readers in school were "Thus Spake Zarathustra" and "Beyond Good and Evil". I am not an idiot, and a zombie uprising is something I am always thinking about--AND preparing for.