Monday - attorney
Tuesday - psychologist
Wednesday - psychiatrist
Thursday - hopeful future employer
Friday - friend...?
Saturday - dentist

i could use some deep brain stimulation myself...

what else will go wrong?

- Always dress to impress
- Be bold
- Call friends randomly
- Drink less frequently
- Eat organic, healthier food
- Find a decent answer to the question: "Who are you?"
- Give blood and plasma
- Hug until the other person lets go
- Insist on paying
- Jump higher
- Keen up on interesting issues
- Leave the house at least once a day
- Meditate for hours in ( Read more... )

i just wasn't made for these times

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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things
which escape those who dream only by night.

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Happy Birthday
Katherine Annot Holly Garfield

Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette, Gargamel did.  She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her.  And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen.  Smurfs are asexual they don't even have reproductive organs under ( Read more... )

for the happiest music ever


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