It was weird enough that yesterday SpikeTV was airing the first Austin Powers and TBS was simultaneously broadcasting the sequel.

Today?  FOX is showing Tomorrow Never Dies.  USA is playing Goldeneye. At the same time.

WHAT IS GOING ON???

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Some Americans need to calm the fuck down ( Read more... )

Interesting number cruching I've had in my head lately.  Bear with me, please.You know that flower bouquet that gets tossed at weddings?  Well, someone should call Chad Johnson, 'cause I'm a guarantee for marriage...for girls that I don't date, and not to myself ( Read more... )

"They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite UT. Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the 1870's passed ( Read more... )

After Jake Delhomme threw the third interception during the Panthers/Seahawks NFC Championship Game on Sunday, this was his Quarterback Rating:


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This semester has already taken a turn for the different.  One day in.  Good deal.

I didn't want to buy all of my books for my one class because last semester, I bought three and used one.  So, I had to pick those up today, and I realized something after playing 3 hours of Bejeweled II.  This semester, with my one class, I'm not gonna screw it up ( Read more... )

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Matt Leinart New Year's Resolution:

"God, I LOOOOOOOVE Chocolate-Chip Cookies.  But I can't eat them or I'll get fat.  But they're SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD... *sob!*"

REGGIE WHO?

Bennie one time wrote a note:


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