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[donovanmephisto]

i recently heard a "vagina" described as "the hole i came through."

DEAR DARA, does the fact that you're somewhat out of commission mean we can't do anything sexual?

Adam, the manager, about to tell me an inappropo joke: hey kevin, why did the redneck cross the road?

Kevin, about to hear the punchline to an inappropo joke for the workplace: why

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[nowaytobegin]

no we can still do mostly everything.
i just cant get on my knees
and youll have to be on top.

love,
dara