whoa whoa whoa...

Apr 03, 2007 23:29

i really love marijuana.

i have a wishlist.
on it:
-a new job
-a mood ring
-some cheesecake
-a really good pair of tights
-more pot

oh, and just so you guys know,
my trip to san diego is cancelled because the united states wouldn't let john lee walk across the border. fuck.this.shit.

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bananajunky April 4 2006, 05:17:46 UTC
I can't roll a joint.

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dont_eat_fish April 5 2006, 16:25:01 UTC
it's my one god-given talent.
i just tried one day, and succeeded in rolling a perfect joint.
pure talent.

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bananajunky April 5 2006, 16:38:38 UTC
I tried once.
For about half an hour.
All the weed kept falling out, and I went through like three different papers.
It turned out to be the stupidest looking things I have ever smoked.
Small, loose, bent.

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j_a_w_k_o_d April 5 2006, 22:10:24 UTC
the more important part though.. did it burn well?

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michi_eat_world April 4 2006, 05:43:23 UTC
why doesn't he just hitchhike when he gets to the border?

i ate cheesecake today and thought of you (clearly.)

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dont_eat_fish April 5 2006, 16:24:10 UTC
because you have to explain to the border officers that you and the person you're in the car with- have some sort of relation. and if john got stopped and the person he was with was going to be let through, they'd turn them both away.

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laurielee April 4 2006, 16:12:09 UTC
I need a job, period.
I used to have a mood ring I have no idea where the hell it went
Cheesecake is awesome
it's probably illegal for me to wear tights
pot is fun, it makes me act like more of a kid than i already do.

Let's just go ride on a unicorn into the rainbows and through the clouds.

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dont_eat_fish April 5 2006, 16:22:34 UTC
there's nothing i'd rather do than ride a unicorn into a rainbow.

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dont_eat_fish April 5 2006, 16:18:48 UTC
i've been so excited for visiting san diego, i just don't think it'd be the same to go out to b.c. and be a farmhand for a week.

i'm hoping for either:
-a 9-5 mon-fri, desk job
-or something outside, not too physical ('cause i'm weak and all), but something with lots of activity.

i've been jobhunting over the internet for the past two days, with very little result. i went out to hand-in resumes to random places yesterday, but ended up getting discouraged and feeling stupid, so i gave up and went shopping for some "mature, office appropriate" clothes.

i just need out of winners.
badly.

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j_a_w_k_o_d April 5 2006, 22:11:34 UTC
where'd you look online?
there's a couple good temp agencies in oakville who could be a good "in" for office possitions

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j_a_w_k_o_d April 4 2006, 21:08:11 UTC
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i echo most of those. cept i recently had cheese cake and it's not my favorite thing in the worlld. thought i thought of you when i ate it (no lie)

I recetly came into possesion of a lovely ring which kinda looks like a mood ring. you can have it if you'd like. It doesn't fit me and i have no woman-folk in my life right now who i'd normally give such things to.

and i kind of have tights. there really long-johns which i like to think of as the same thing because they're tight...and they are on my legs...

since when do they not let people walk accross the boarder?
or did he not have all the right documentation?

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dont_eat_fish April 5 2006, 16:21:58 UTC
if it actually is a mood ring, could i have it?!
that would make me SO friggin' happy, dude.
but if it isn't the real-deal, i'll have to pass.

i'm looking to replace my beloved ohm ring, and the only other ring worthy of taking it's place is a genuine mood ring.

and it's mostly the fact that he didn't have ANY documentation, that they wouldn't let him across the border. my mom says the fact that he was hitchhiking across probably made them biased. if they have any suspicions that you may be running away from the country- they have to stop you.

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j_a_w_k_o_d April 5 2006, 22:13:03 UTC
hmm doesn't look to be an actual mood right.
feck. alright now i got a random girls ring with nowhere for it to go...next anyone see's me ask for it it's yours. probably more suited to some one of fairer complection

no documentation at all? weird.. of course they wont let you in with nothing...

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