Casefile 015

[dont_leave_town]

Okay, the mysterious Eskimo Spy comments whenever I'm on duty might have been funnier during the snow. I still really don't get the joke.

Comments

[azhdarchidae]

Playing music seems to cover them up. I'm running out of songs, though.

[dont_leave_town]

I'll have to give that a try.

[azhdarchidae]

They make up their own words and sing along when I forget the lyrics. I gotta admit, if nothing else they're creative.

[dont_leave_town]

Sometimes creativity crosses a line into obnoxious, however, and this is getting dangerously close.

[npc_kun]

Stand by for Action!

[dont_leave_town]

And here we go again.

[npc_kun]

Nikki, Eskimo Sky!

Edensphere PD! Where our solved crime rate is a whopping 10% of all mass murder cases solved!

[dont_leave_town]

Hey, that's not fair. We do what we can with what we have, you know, but it's kind of hard to press charges against the undead, forces of nature, and giant man-eating arthropods.

[bloody_pens]

Beats me.

[dont_leave_town]

No wild theories?

[bloody_pens]

None as yet. Heck, I don't know if this is Sphere weirdness or someone's just really, really bored.

[dont_leave_town]

Sometimes I wonder if there's really any significant differentiation, to be honest.

[sarcasmbender]

I got called that, too. Well, not the spy part. But I guess it's better than whoever they were referring to as the "Fish-Lipped Guy."

[dont_leave_town]

Fish-Lipped Guy? That's an unfortunate nickname to acquire.

I've never even been to the arctic, though... And I'm a cop, not a spy. This makes no sense.

[spandexisyouth]

What is an Eskimo Spy?

[dont_leave_town]

A spy from an Inuit settlement, I would have to assume. Though why Eskimos would need spies, I'm not certain.

[spandexisyouth]

Inuit is a country? Or a people group? Most places need spies to stay informed.