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[dont_panic_42]

Gah. Girls are crazy and don't know how to express their emotions. They also like to be manipulative and confusing and fuck with boys' heads. They also love to end relationships with no warning or explanation. They're like time bombs made of estrogen and mood swings

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[xxblackxxrosexx]

that's the best way to drown your sorrows.
although, personally, i prefer mario, star wars, and brownies.

[dont_panic_42]

I approve of that method, too. As a matter of fact, I just made it through Zelda and starting Mario 64.

[gotobedx]

girls are whack.
guys are pricks.
plants are a safe bet.

[dont_panic_42]

you may have something there...

[fetus_fetish]

Oh my...does the situation remain the same or have untruths been bandied about?

Also: were-ficus. It gives you what you want.

[dont_panic_42]

Situation's basically the same, but with 110% more confusing extra shit.

[derfrownmacher]

I never did get to talk to you about this in full, but it would probably accomplish little anyways. Females are a dark and mysterious foe indeed, and all manner of evil spills forth from their Cthonic Caverns of Chaos. Nevertheless, I'm sure things will improve. Go hikack someones 360 and dig into something with a chainsaw bayonet.

[dont_panic_42]

Yes, females are strange creatures, the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral. And things are improving already; the Apocalypse is not upon us.

But you may be right, I have never known chainsaw bayonets to ever make anything worse.