Damn You, Hugh Hefner! I want my pansies back!

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Your arch-nemesis is:Hugh Heffner

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[amelia_petkova]

Dad and I watch The Soup together, and Heffner was on a few weeks ago.

Me: How old is Hugh Heffner, anyway?
Dad: About 80 years.
Me: How much longer do you think he'll live?
Dad: Another 80 years.
Me: ...