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megan suzanne fries cuts turds swiftly
make feed your fungus
sir mix white
"fart flakes are the best
they'll put hair on your chest
you can eat them for breakfast
fart flakes are the best"
shopping
warning warning warning warning warning warning
snow cones
snowcone snowcone snowcone snowcone snowcone snowcone
mybutt mybutt mybutt mybutt mybutt mybutt mybut
KIBBE: i have to take the dog out, but i dont really feel like it
ME: well i took a dump earlier, and i feel a hundred times better.
KIBBE: well i dont know what that has to do with taking the dog out.
ME: oh. i thought you said you had to take a dump but you didn't feel like it.
this CHAIR is having SEX with me!!!
coopersmith
cooper tires
alice cooper
cooper electric supply co.
cooper cooper cooper!
harry pooter
reason #41,029,384,721,095,669,412,934,816,239 why i love my best friend:
Qwert57: smooth creamy mass
edward time lady left feet tiny ho
justin: GIVE ME SOME OF THAT
megan: COME GET IT
stickyseussian: it said take SP in the pm for a bm in the am
so i looked in my pants today, and realized i was a pirate!
i just thought about when megan and i did that science experiment at kristina's house.
if i were to describe lastnight in one word with infinite syllables it would be:
assholioliolioliolio...
ah, creedweedcore faggots.
today on the way home from dinner with mom we were behind a car with a spaceship license plate.
"if you say rocketship fast enough it could kind of sound like erection."
-mom
ren: do you have gas?
me: yeah
ren: huh
me: oh wait. in my car, or in my butt?
ctofrose: i think we conect so well because we now shit in live sucks
"hey aj do you want some cream?" -justin
"do you not notice that we always make fun of you when you say stupid things?" -megan
thursday night I made the retard sound at my brother again, and almost
got myself in trouble.
i'm having a real problem, and i'm placing the blame on a combination of peanut butter explosion cake and michael jackson.
oh, and megan. van winkle called. he wants his man wrinkle back!
ok, i should have stopped a long time ago.