I'm seriously fucked up on nutmeg...
this is really wierd
my body feels numb, my head feels light, and everything kind of tingles, its almost like being high...

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My phone was stolen, so now I actually have an excuse not to call people ( Read more... )

Hello, you look nice today.

Thanks, you look creepy today.

FUCK YOU!

Maybe my friends need to find a different adjective.

Try HANDSOME.

I should have brought a cleaver and a cutting block with me because I was a total butcher.
Next time I'll cook my own recipes instead of trying to make those of someone else.

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They tried to hussle me
I hussled them

They asked me if I was ghetto
I laughed

they probably stole it, but it cost me $5

I saw them eyeing my crappy bike
it was locked I laughed

they were upset that i wasn't about to be hussled

those are kalamazoo kids
haha

Going to Holly tonight, Gerudo @ Jamas
Anyone want to ride with us, we're going drinking at my parent's restaurant when we get there.

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