[Filter to the Way]
Why do we even need to talk about this? It's just sex. Either you do it or you don't do it, and either way it's your own business.
And if you don't learn how to do it properly for yourself, on your own head be it. It's not up to anyone but your parents or parent-figures to explain it.
But whatever:
THE VERY BASICS
1. What constitutes the act of sex?
Penis goes in vagina. Or mouth, or anus. Or you can use your mouth or your fingers down there, especially if you're going girl-on-girl and no penises are involved.
2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
What, you want a list of positions? Could go on for a while, people come up with the weirdest things...
MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS
1. List three myths or urban legends about sex or contraception you know are untrue.
99% of everything that starts "You can't get pregnant if..."
That adds up to way more than three.
2. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex during her period?
Yes, just not as easily.
3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
Only if the guy came really messily.
4. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex with a race of humanoid besides her own?
Far as I know.
5. Is it possible for men to get pregnant?
Not if they're anything approaching normal.
CONTRACEPTION
1. List all forms of contraception you are aware of.
Condoms. Abstinence. That potion you can get some places.
2. Do you know what the effectiveness level of these contraceptives are? If they are used in combination?
Varies. Most of them are pretty good, but the only way you get no risk is not doing it.
3. Are you aware of any risks involved with their use?
Not many.
4. Do you know where to acquire any of these contraceptive devices?
Yeah, yeah. Doctors, pharmacies, ask someone you know uses a lot.
5. Who should you consult before using them?
Whoever you're having sex with. And doctors say you should talk to them, but if everyone who was having sex actually did that, they'd never have time to get any real work done.
SEXUAL DISEASES
1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
Uh, duh? Diseases that are spread by sexual activity, that's why they're sexual diseases.
2. List any sexual diseases you are aware of.
Syphilis, chlamydia, gonorrhoea, crabs...you know and I know there's an awful lot of the damn things.
3. How can you prevent contracting these diseases, or minimize the risk of doing so?
Don't have sex, wear a condom, don't do it with anyone if you don't know where they've been.
4. Are there any treatment options available?
For some of them.
MASTURBATION
1. Do you find the subject embarrassing? Why or why not?
Not really, everyone does it. But it doesn't need talking about in public, you can mind your own business about what people do in their own time, some people are sensitive. Or really innocent.
2. How often do you engage in it? Do you think that is normal?
Whenever I feel like it. And yes, I do think it's normal.
3. Would you feel comfortable discussing the subject with any future romantic partners?
Yeah.
5. What are the benefits of masturbation? Are there any negatives?
It's nice, it's relaxing, it's good stress relief...can't think of many negatives, no. Unless you spend all your time doing it, then you need to get a life.
6. List any urban legends or myths you have heard about masturbation.
It makes you hairy, it makes you go blind, it makes guys' penises shrink...people really do make up an awful lot of rubbish.
And if you don't learn how to do it properly for yourself, on your own head be it. It's not up to anyone but your parents or parent-figures to explain it.
But whatever:
THE VERY BASICS
1. What constitutes the act of sex?
Penis goes in vagina. Or mouth, or anus. Or you can use your mouth or your fingers down there, especially if you're going girl-on-girl and no penises are involved.
2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
What, you want a list of positions? Could go on for a while, people come up with the weirdest things...
MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS
1. List three myths or urban legends about sex or contraception you know are untrue.
99% of everything that starts "You can't get pregnant if..."
That adds up to way more than three.
2. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex during her period?
Yes, just not as easily.
3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
Only if the guy came really messily.
4. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex with a race of humanoid besides her own?
Far as I know.
5. Is it possible for men to get pregnant?
Not if they're anything approaching normal.
CONTRACEPTION
1. List all forms of contraception you are aware of.
Condoms. Abstinence. That potion you can get some places.
2. Do you know what the effectiveness level of these contraceptives are? If they are used in combination?
Varies. Most of them are pretty good, but the only way you get no risk is not doing it.
3. Are you aware of any risks involved with their use?
Not many.
4. Do you know where to acquire any of these contraceptive devices?
Yeah, yeah. Doctors, pharmacies, ask someone you know uses a lot.
5. Who should you consult before using them?
Whoever you're having sex with. And doctors say you should talk to them, but if everyone who was having sex actually did that, they'd never have time to get any real work done.
SEXUAL DISEASES
1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
Uh, duh? Diseases that are spread by sexual activity, that's why they're sexual diseases.
2. List any sexual diseases you are aware of.
Syphilis, chlamydia, gonorrhoea, crabs...you know and I know there's an awful lot of the damn things.
3. How can you prevent contracting these diseases, or minimize the risk of doing so?
Don't have sex, wear a condom, don't do it with anyone if you don't know where they've been.
4. Are there any treatment options available?
For some of them.
MASTURBATION
1. Do you find the subject embarrassing? Why or why not?
Not really, everyone does it. But it doesn't need talking about in public, you can mind your own business about what people do in their own time, some people are sensitive. Or really innocent.
2. How often do you engage in it? Do you think that is normal?
Whenever I feel like it. And yes, I do think it's normal.
3. Would you feel comfortable discussing the subject with any future romantic partners?
Yeah.
5. What are the benefits of masturbation? Are there any negatives?
It's nice, it's relaxing, it's good stress relief...can't think of many negatives, no. Unless you spend all your time doing it, then you need to get a life.
6. List any urban legends or myths you have heard about masturbation.
It makes you hairy, it makes you go blind, it makes guys' penises shrink...people really do make up an awful lot of rubbish.