FOR AMBER

[dontclick_boom]

a midget with a speech impediment goes to buy a horse. when he arrives at the farm, the owner asks if he'd like a male or female horse. "a female horth," the midgets says, so the owner shows the little man his most prized female horse. "nithe horth," the midget says. "can i thee her mouth?" the owner picks the midget up so that he's eye-level with

Comments

[lifesabch247]

hey, i just now saw this.... but ive met dave the dwarf, ive partied with him, hes a little pissy midget! lol

[dontclick_boom]

yea he is....that bitch can drink for a little guy though. when are we gonna hang out? You should be off on sunday, and have $16 to spare for a roller skate. or just call me.

[lifesabch247]

huh?

[dontclick_boom]

sunday night....you + me + hot 28 year old jaime that i work with + ROLLer skates = fun

[lifesabch247]

LMFAO! wait wait wait! i totally just now saw it!! ROLLer skates! haha u fooled me! but i dunno, i dont think im gonna be skating anytime soon, remember i quit? LOL! but i can get drunk....