Oh, dude. I totally love the idea of a female Horatio, but admittedly the idea came to me in the context of a female Hamlet. XD Not sure how I feel about the idea of Horatio(a)/Gertrude, though. HAMLET HAS TWO MOMMIES, OMFG. THIS IS EXCELLENT. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. (Claudia?)
YES! SLASH!
Actually, if Claudius is buggering Laertes, it's only fair for Gertrude and Ophelia to get some hot crazy!sex, right?
Oh...gosh. *gapes* Maybe it's deeply symbolic of how...uh...uncomfortable and exposed Hamlet feels throughout the entire play? (BUT WHY THE SPURS? WHY?)
That totally makes sense! Clearly, your mother marrying your uncle who killed your father is exactly like A GIANT PIECE OF FABRIC UP YOUR ASS. WHY, PAINTING, WHY?
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WOULDN'T IT. I was a bit hesitant, because I think Claudius and Gertrude are actually pretty cute, but, bugger it, SLASH.
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Actually, if Claudius is buggering Laertes, it's only fair for Gertrude and Ophelia to get some hot crazy!sex, right?
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