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[dontcrosscross]

Phew! I'm back from my grandpa's - that was my last trip this summer, honestly. I start school Wednesday. Fun!

In other news, this awesome shirt will soon be mine.

I’ve seen a lot of attempts at cheating on my Honors English midterm, Mr. Belknap, but your ingenuity is surpassed only by your glass-headed transparency. Did you think I wouldn’t

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[fog_shadow]

No, you clearly do not want the Jackalope Wildlife Reserve shirt because it is a blatant scam to steal your money, rather than to actually use precedes from shirt sales to work for jackalope preservation. If you examine the absurd depiction of a `jackalope' more carefully, you will observe that, while the body demonstrates certain features of the hare (rather than, say, the common cottontail rabbit), the ears are a dead giveaway that we are not dealing with any variety of jackrabbit. Further, some specialists argue that the true jackalope bears, not the antlers of a deer, but rather the horns of a pronghorn antelope.

Or, you know, you could get the shirt and have a piece of clothing with a really cool creature on it.

[dontcrosscross]

That doesn't make you lame, it makes you AWESOME.

Ah, but it's just his head on the pie, he's not actually in it! (He got dismembered, or something, didn't he? I've never actually read Titus.) Though... it would have been kinda funny to just have the image of a pie.