All My Lies Are Only Wishes. I Know I Would Die If I Could Come Back New.

[dontdreamitbit]

When I sat down on the bed next to you,you started to cry

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[aquariusrogue]

If it makes you feel any better, I threw up all over Ashley's stockpile of clothes and winter wear on Brent's top bunk.

And if that doesn't, this will:

If you come home, and Chuck Norris is having sex with your wife, the best thing for you to do would be to get a glass of water and stand at the side of the bed in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.

[dontdreamitbit]

I already knew about the pukextravaganza and I am very sorry that had to happen to you. And Stewart.

And this is old and you probably already know it...but Chuck Norris doesn't teabag. He potato sacks, bitch.

[aquariusrogue]

Amen to that.