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Dec 29, 2011 23:12

[The video starts with Joe grinning at his journal, evidently amused by something or other. He glances up to the ceiling above him and chuckles. To someone, or something off screen and very much not on the ground, Joe speaks.]

Lad, I ain't got no one around to do what yer askin' with.

[Shaking his head, he looks back to the journal.]

Right. Just to ( Read more... )

hullo newbies, yeah sorry 'bout that, oh shite that's funny, s'focking weird, ahahahaa, fockin' spider, look ma i'm important

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[audio] needsnobottle December 30 2011, 06:46:08 UTC

...that's too crazy to be a joke.

[audio] dontgiveafock December 30 2011, 09:03:52 UTC

Aye, that it is. Y'don't have it back at home then?

[SAD DAYS.]

[audio] needsnobottle December 30 2011, 20:10:56 UTC

Oh, no. We have mistletoe. Except it's usually only carried around by crazy mothers trying to set you up with the neighbors kid, or drunk college people hoping to not have to work too hard to get some action.

Never seen a spider take an interest in human make-out rituals.

[audio] dontgiveafock December 31 2011, 23:49:24 UTC

[Joe chuckles.]

That's where Patty ain't yer normal spider. He's the size of a football fer starters. Quite the personality on 'im too. Smart little bugger.

[audio] needsnobottle January 6 2012, 19:45:50 UTC

...wait.

A football. Like...round or oblong?

[Not that it really matters, because either way HOLY FUCK THAT'S A BIG ASS SPIDER.]

[audio] --> [video] dontgiveafock January 7 2012, 01:24:39 UTC

Oblong!

[Joe clicks on the video feed to flash a grin and motion with his hands. Damn straight that's a big ass spider.]

Yer not a spiderphobe are ye?

[video] needsnobottle January 7 2012, 02:00:07 UTC

No, not really. Though I appreciate the warning; I think just randomly coming across a spider that big without some kind of awareness of his existence would have inspired a pretty undignified response.

So why's he so keen on getting people to smooch?

[video] dontgiveafock January 7 2012, 02:15:49 UTC

[Joe chuckles. He's been around Patty for so long that a spider that big isn't weird at all for him. Not to say it wasn't, but that was forever ago.]

I keep forgettin' people aren't used to creatures like him.

Perverted little shit likes watchin' peoples reactions. He's big on celebrations and traditions and the like. Y'should see him with a Christmas tree. Patty has himself a party. Baubles all over the place fer months after.

[video] needsnobottle January 7 2012, 02:21:52 UTC

[A perverted...spider. Give Tammy a second to process that.]

Well, at least he's friendly. Preferable to the alternative, as far as I'm concerned.

So if I see him and tell him I'm not in a kissing mood he won't wrap me in web, right?

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