barren womb!!!!!!!!! like on madtv!

[dontkickdyckee]

NEVER HAVING KIDS! barren womb........*DESERT* BARREN! womb in empty! no kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, those that know me well know that i love kids and really want them...used to love them at least.....i just got peeed on and the nephew keeps hitting me. i like barney but if i watch that video one more fucking time i'll throw the kids

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[emevolomemi]

sheesh, you make not wanting to have any kids seem so dramatic. "my womb is barren" that's good. i'd run away to go with you (i'm not allowed to eat soft tacos, what makes you think i'd be able to leave the house?) but i'd probably get grounded. i gotta wait for my mom to die before i can have any fun. i love you...oh, and so you're not alone, my little brother has wet my bed on several occasions. it's not great to wake up in a foreign puddle.