Comments | dontkillleader: Chronicle 003

dontkillleader

Chronicle 003

Jun 06, 2008 00:22

Well, the good news is, it appears I can die in this world and re-possess my body again without a hitch.

So, shooting myself really never was an option.

On the other hand?

Sarge?

Come at me with that sandblaster again, and this sniper rifle's going straight up your ass.

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time_green June 6 2008, 04:24:34 UTC

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How exactly can you do that?

dontkillleader June 6 2008, 04:27:19 UTC

I dunno, want me to give your body a test drive and see?

time_green June 6 2008, 04:31:13 UTC

No!

I like my body the way it is. Why don't you keep away from Sarge or try shooting him back? It isn't like he has anyone from his world besides you. And Grif.

dontkillleader June 6 2008, 04:40:03 UTC

...if I TRIED to stay away, the end results would only compile into one much larger clusterfuck that'd probably hit me upside the head sometime in the future.

That's just how my luck rolls.

I'm fucked no matter what I do, really.

shywhiteyes June 6 2008, 04:24:57 UTC

...So this is the "Church" that really can't die...

Wait...Are you already dead though?

dontkillleader June 6 2008, 04:27:35 UTC

Yeah, sorta got the fuck blown out of me by a tank.

shywhiteyes June 6 2008, 04:31:02 UTC

...A...A tank? Who was manning it then?

dontkillleader June 6 2008, 04:40:17 UTC

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My teammate.

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deathtotheblues June 6 2008, 04:28:38 UTC

Aw c'mon, that was hilarious! And it got most of your paint off. Now all we need to do is spray paint you!

dontkillleader June 6 2008, 04:40:42 UTC

Yeah.

Back to the way it WAS.

deathtotheblues June 6 2008, 04:45:24 UTC

Well if you're going to be a goddamn pansy, then there's a pile of paint in the box. I'm sure there's a shade of blue that's wussy enough for ya.

dontkillleader June 6 2008, 04:47:24 UTC

How is that being a pan-?!

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Oh, screw it. It'd be like arguing with a brick wall, anyway.

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