Three Hats

[dontloseyerhat]

Ah, yes, my employers, the Heterodyne dynasty. I remember it now, clear as day

Comments

[mokomanjuu]

*head tilt*

Did the changes do something strange to your voice?

[dontloseyerhat]

Perhaps it did. Would you prefer I go back to speaking like a ridiculous buffoon?

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona loves all of her friends, whether they speak like ridiculous buffoons or not ridiculous buffoons!

[dontloseyerhat]

Well, that's fortunate. I wasn't planning on changing my speaking patterns either way.

[mybloodis_black]

[[Someone must have shown her their room...]]

*in Mr. Corner*

...?

Gupipipi~ the green guy is fucked up!

[dontloseyerhat]

Surely you can't be expecting to stay in that corner all day. What are you doing here?

[mybloodis_black]

I like to stay in Mr. Corner.

[dontloseyerhat]

"Mr. Corner?"

Judging by your sudden presence in my quarters and your inclination to start naming parts of it at random, I presume you've been assigned to live here.

[laconicshadow]

Like, what is with your face? And the stuffy way you talk? I didn't think the sewer rat type usually acted like pathetic nerds. Is -- is that a layer of grime? Ewwwww.

[dontloseyerhat]

Tell me, human, did you come here for any reason other than to insult a complete stranger?

[laconicshadow]

See? That's exactly what's wrong with you. Like, you need to stop being so negative. I'm just giving some advice here, like, if you ever want to stop being totally pathetic.

[dontloseyerhat]

Nobody was being negative until you arrived.

[penitentsoul]

What an improvement on your speech.

So your people have been created... The Heterodyne dynasty must be amazing. You mean to say that violence is your typical nature?

Unlike last time this round of changes are rather amusing, I find. What would be your opinion on the matter?

[dontloseyerhat]

Indeed, the Heterodynes were among the greatest scientists in the world. They created the Jägerkin as their frontline soldiers, so an aptitude for the destructive arts is far from surprising.

As for this round of changes, I suppose it's a matter of perspective. I certainly wouldn't like to experience it as a human woman.

[penitentsoul]

Which goes to say that you must be quite powerful when it comes to regular standards. Your origin is truly something! The Heterodynes seem to have been geniuses, to say in the least.

That's a fine point. I wouldn't be enjoying this as a woman either. There's already plenty of commotion revolving around the females of this community, after all.

[dontloseyerhat]

Even duties of the created to their creator aside, we Jägerkin would have proudly served the Heterodynes. They were fine masters.