ok, so this is ashelys away message followed by her profile...she is 'bashketball' and this was only part of our evening last night:
Metallicats826:who is hassan adams?
BashKETBALL: hes gonna be drafted, NBA
Metallicats826 (3:57:39 PM): oh, you need to have his baby fast then
BashKETBALL: i know, i woulda last night
Metallicats826: what you need to do is get dressed up as slutty as you can, grab some liquor after you've drank enough already and go find him. then offer him sex and liquor with no strings (you're lying of course).then birth his kid, get money
READ MY PROFILE!
5-7-05 At Petes house(?)..there-austin points out Hassan Adams. so we make small talk-while he tells Austin to put out his cigarette. then, he tells me to go talk to Jawaan McClellan bc he is a frosh and will be here longer.so we go to him & start talking & then decide to leave...while leaving this party we see the cops, so go back in, and whose standing there-JAWAAN! we start talking again and i stole his hat...but then he made me give it back.then-i go through the house looking for rachel this guy taps my arm. I turn around & said "How do i know you?" he said "from home-matt..."It was Matt Babcock(hot AZ bballer that went to my HS).so we talk and then austin & rachel tell me its time to leave.while walking out the gate Hassan was there.on the walk home-austin informs me that Hassan "was checkin me out for a good 5 secs & wanted me! The end.
it gets better....
-its devitas last night here and her and alan hook up - he takes her home, god only knows what they did at her appartment...
-we come from the party to find amanda and nick having sex in the back of ryans car...a few min later nick comes upstairs w/o a shirt on and amanda comes up wearing only his shirt and her socks... me:amdanda, do you have any underwear on?? amdanda:[whiny voice] no!!!! me: where is your underwear amanda? amanda: i dont know!!!! (she starts to cry) -there was more to the evening, but those were by far all of the most dramatic moments....