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[dontswatme]

The Correct And Proper Way to Rank Male Hogwartians

#9 - Jonathan Alcott
0/10 - Ginger.

#9 - Jasper St. John
0/0 - Psychotic. Should be institutionalized.

#9 - Nathan Boot
0/10 - Gay.

#9 - Jackson Thomas
0/10 - I speak not of him.

#9 -Albus Potter
0/10 - Worse than his brother.

#8 - James Potter1/10 - Potter and Weasley together.

Comments

[with_bite]

Why the bloody hell did I-

Nathan is not gay. Jackson is cute and sweet. Albus is clever and funny. James is fit enough and a good captain. Ash is not a child. Montgomery is not dull. And I wouldn't tap Mallory even if I were desperate.

[dontswatme]

Addressing your concerns numberically...

1. Boot is gay.
2. Thomas is a relation unrateable.
3. Albus is spawn of heroicism and Weasley.
4. Good captainship of my rival team does not attract me to a man.
5. He is a child and he strongly resembles one.
6. He bores me to tears.
7. That is because you, Finnigan, lack taste.

[with_bite]

1. He is a gentleman. That does not mean the same thing.
2. If you don't want to rate him because he's your cousin, then leave him off the list. Don't insult him.
3. Mr and Mrs Potter are good people.
4. It's not my fault you're not a Gryffindor and you can't say James is your captain. And you have a very good captain as well.
5. He is enthusiatic and likes people.
6. Well, your loss then.
7. Nick will be thrilled to hear you think that of him.

[rathereffable]

1. I'm quite sure it's possible to be both at once!

[rathereffable]

I'm glad you find me 'dreadfully amusing', Sara darling, but only an eight, and behind Carmichael too? I'd feel slighted, were it not for your charming touch of cheekiness.

[dontswatme]

I'm sorry, sweet, but I find it difficult to think of you as anything other than a dear friend. You are number two, after all!

[rathereffable]

You ought to give me two extra points for being a friend then -- I daresay I deserve it!

[dontswatme]

You just want a perfect score.

[charmingrogue]

Should I be chuffed or offended? Decisions, decisions. I think I'll have to go with chuffed, as the other option would require undue amounts of antagonism.

[dontswatme]

That, Phillips dear, depends entirely upon whether or not you object to being called insincere.

[charmingrogue]

It depends on the circumstance and who does the calling.

[dontswatme]

Obviously, I am doing the calling, under the circumstances of having seen you brandishing courtly love about like a flag.

[playingcupid]

At least we agree about Boot!

[dontswatme]

Tell Finnigan he's flaming, won't you?

[playingcupid]

I have. MULTIPLE times.

[weasled]

Taken in context, this isn't so bad. At least I went up a place.

[prefers_jam]

Technically you are eighth. When there are two or more equal ordinal numbers it should have read like so: 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 6, 7, 8. Eighth being you obviously. If memory serves I believe that not only have you received a significantly lower rating, but you have not gained in rank either.

[weasled]

There was no need for this, really.

[prefers_jam]

It was not my intention to be impolite. Merely to correct the false impression you have of how you fared on this list.