A month of blockbuster films, condensed into fatherbingo-esque brief reviews:

X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Well they got Gambit pretty accurate and Hugh Jackman is awesome, but the script is full of holes the more you think about the film. Plot points and details are never explained. I.e. - why is Wolverine "Logan" but also "Jimmy" to "Victor" (who is never ( Read more... )

Which Dollhouse Character Are You?

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The odious Hummer brand, one of the most garish and awful vehicles known to man, will cease to be by the end of 2009. This is cause for celebration! Soon, the over-privileged and the hip-hop community alike will no longer be able to purchase a vehicle suited for driving through the desert terrains of the Middle East...and cruise through the suburbs ( Read more... )

Realizing I never put Green Day's Insomniac album on my iPod, and then doing so at midnight.

Harry Kalas, one of the greatest radio voices ever and everyone in Philadelphia's favorite broadcaster, has passed away.

Jason Stark discusses Harry:


Michael Jack Schmidt chimes in:


And Lidge's strikeout at the World Series:

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I <3 Metric and so should you.

Bad news: "Former WWE star Andrew "Test" Martin was found dead in his Tampa, Fla. apartment on Friday night, according to a report by PWInsider.com. Martin was 33 years old and nearing his birthday on March 17 ( Read more... )

My Watchmen review...SPOILERS A PLENTI!

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Last year's David Byrne show was one of the most amazing and uplifting concerts I've been to in recent years (though this writer disagrees). I was unaware Byrne was going to be on the Colbert Report last night, but thank you Internet, for letting me get to watch it anyway!



And just as I'm putting this together, I get this in a press release ( Read more... )

Conan, you will be missed...for a few months. Then you will make me choose between you and our hero Dave (and Colbert!). Damn you, you red-headed monster!

I had the pleasure of seeing Conan once in person, with brantastic & sillyhippy (for her birthday!) many moons ago. We got to learn the origin of the Coked Up Werewolf! (He was an ordinary werewolf...bitten by a ( Read more... )