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New obsession! Terry Richardson


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Screw deleting LJs ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm deleting my livejournal.

Frankly, I'm sick of learning about your life through this thing, besides ,Myspace rules and maybe I'll get one of those dotphotos or something

Peace

I called in sick right now, and when I hung up I felt good.
Really, really, really good.
I think I get off on not working.


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Dude, I'm not gross or anything, I promise...but I saw pictures of Chyna's new sex tape, and she totally has a penis. Its about the size of my pinky, but a penis is a penis ( Read more... )

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SOME RETARDED GIRLS RIGHT OFF THE RAFT ARE GOING TO CLUBS AND GIVING OUT MY CELL PHONE NUMBER.

I got two voice messages today, one for Vivi and the other for Diana.

If I get another one I'll...I'lll....probably write a journal entry or something, I can't really do much.

Happy Holidays, ladies and gentlemen,
Claudia

Not to sound emo or gay or anything but I totally wish I could go back to those days when being in the playground in the Village of Kendall park with 2 or 3 of my friends and eating sandwiches and not being able to go across the monkeybars and being scared of heights and having greasy bangs and round glasses and headbands and being slightly nerdier ( Read more... )

Alex Bringas sent me this picture.


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