#1

[donzell]

So I go into the new* pizza-by-the-slice place on Chicago for lunch, and after picking out the least dead piece of dried out crust/cheese to order I go to wait dutifully behind the lady who has a problem with walnuts on her salad. Or not. I wasn't paying close enough attention to Ms. Saladnuts to tell because I had become distracted by the sign

Comments

[aeamek]

You're #2! You're #2!

I think "COFFEE" might mean "CRACK."

[fanackapan]

but who is "#1"?
You are "#2"
I am not a number! I am a free man!

[donzell]

i'm just numbering my posts from now on.

[fanackapan]

ms. saladnuts.

I think it should be some sort of children's book title.

[aeamek]

On it.

[donzell]

you're on ms. saladnuts. heh, heh, heh.

[aeamek]

I could use this for sexy voice post, part 2