I'm wired to explode if anyone tries to kill me.

[doodieman]

I fancy myself a writer (gah, how pitiful), more specifically a SCREENWRITER (even worse!). This means I don't have a very tight grip on reality, and I think about dialouge all day. The following is something that popped into my head at work, and since I have no place for it in the script I'm writing (how heartbreakingly ambitious), I'm going to

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[anonymous]

worst script ever. ever. that being said, i see a lot of potential, the WB'll probably scoop that shit right up.

-J.