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[doodilybear]

I am not aloud to be surprised, regarding gifts. I don't know why, but I can't; no shock and awe for me. I was talk to my brother on the tele and he told me ooh mom's got a surprise for you in your package. I was immediately pissed because now I knew I was getting something else of the unknown in my package. I would have loved to open my

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[minthoney]

omg that was funny and ridiculous all at the same time

[doodilybear]

I agree, maybe christmas I will be surprised. Did you get my email?

[gfonk]

HAHAHHA "again was robbed of the delightful emotion of surprise"

[doodilybear]

I can't remember the last time i was surprised when I received a gift of sorts. In a way it makes these holidays more exciting; something to look forward too.

[shitinabox]

you sure are a character.
were you the one that called in with the meet the manager coupon? i realized almost immediately after hanging up that it was probably you, but then someone else came to pick it up. we have you in as "greg" in the computer so that's why i usually don't catch on that it's you...even when i ask your name and you say craig, i see greg in the computer so i just assume you said greg. i'm going to change it whenever i remember because it sucks when people mistake your name for something that sounds like you are old and bald. i've had people think i said my name was "debbie" so they'll be like "nice to meet you debbie" and sometimes i don't feel like correcting them and just let them think my name is debbie.

[stealyourtea82]

HAHA

[doodilybear]

That doesn't suprise me, no pun intended. I get that all the time. Sometimes I wonder because of my personality that being of more shy and quiet, I wonder if I mummble and talk low so I'm not correctly pronouncing my name. I don't see how someone could call you debbie; maybe if you said your name was devy that is funny. Yeah, I am getting tired of eating papa john's but I've been ordering it trying to get you, I don't like Pizza hut they're rude, and hungry howies tastes too home made, and don's always has black and blue shit on the bottom. One time you did get me, but I was on hold for 10 minutes and hung up.

[burstandbloom]

wow that sums up all of my birthdays and x masses growing up, ihad to help pay for gifts too because my parents fucking blow balls for a living. oh well.
i love you shitstick, ill see you in a little bit.

[doodilybear]

If you're going to comment on my journal spell Christmas properly you vaginal crease, haha.

[hold_the_frame]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH