"I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.
Throw at me what you got. The weirder, the more fun it will be."

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'81.7%
Never taken out of the packaging 65.1%Shamelessness97.6%
Has yet to see self in mirror 79.4% Sex Drive 94.7%
The Pope is envious77.7%Straightness85.7%
Just go fuck something, okay? 44.9% Gayness 100%
83.6%
Fucking Sick100%
90%
You are 92.33% pure
Average Score: 72.7%

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I am writing a paper about the theme of beauty of the female figure in paintings by Jenny Saville and Lucien Freud. It is going to BE sooooo CRAZY!!

Everyone watch the NHL playoffs on ESPN AND ESPN2, and the quest for Lord Stanley. Here is my layout of the Land ( Read more... )

A 92-year-old man moved into a retirement home where he immediately met a 90 year old woman. They hit it off right away ( Read more... )

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores ( Read more... )

A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer, why the long face ( Read more... )

Returning home from work, a blonde is shocked to find her house burglarized. She telephones the police, and a nearby K-9 unit is the first to respond. As the officer and dog approach the house, the woman storms out onto the porch and shouts, “I get robbed, I call the police for help, and they send me a blind cop?”

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, "Come again?"

The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it’s just mustard this time."

A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey,pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The wife says,"Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The husband yells back,"It doesn’t matter… just get the hell out!"