a message froma future generation

Jul 10, 2032 10:21

in 2023, michael mcdonald released his motown three album. it was mostly him doing covers of rare earth covering motown songs. the backing band was also all members of rare earth. this development had caused my then forty year old father, james the second to jump out of a window onto a set of stratedgically placed landmines and bear traps. news ( Read more... )

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holygalaga July 10 2005, 16:32:14 UTC
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, JAMES.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, JAMES

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, JAMES.

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minniethemoocha July 10 2005, 21:14:06 UTC
I already died in a tragic balcony accident. Living in Blacksburg, the "falling out of buildings" capital of the United States, it was bound to happen at some point. Now I am stuck in the afterworld babysitting Eric Clapton's kid's falling out of windows ass. His favorite cookie is the tuna and cheese flavor.

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pvah July 10 2005, 22:24:01 UTC
I offed myself in a tragic, yet hilarious, Six Flags Tram wreck. I hi-jacked it and drove it straight through the Berlin wall in the mid sixties.

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holygalaga July 11 2005, 22:22:04 UTC
also, i dipped cigarettes in mercury and waited for my hair to fall out and used it to make a pillow that my yorkshire terrier whom i named Dixieland Pretty Mama, my only friend through my death struggle and heir to my entire Jeff "Skunk" Baxter memoribilia, laid camly by her daddy occasionaly barking at the telephone when the bill collectors call or when the well dressed city man came to turn off my utilities.

my last meal was a blend of bunker hill hot dog chili and margarine

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