It's a Survey. Mmhm.
1. Do you know anyone in prison?
Uh. Yeah...
2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
If I wanna know something that bad, I'd really rather just ask.
3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
Too long ago.
4. Do you have a desk in your room?
Nope.
5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
Not... that I recall...?
6. What kind of car insurance do you have?
Invisible car insurance.
7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
Nah.
8. Does your significant other still live in the same town as you?
They live in Non-Existant Town, USA.
9. Do you throw up gang signs?
Haha... I did when I was like 10 and the only white kid, and it was the coolest thing to be doing.
10. Have you ever broken a rib?
I thought I had once... But it turned out to be fine.
11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
My extreme wussiness is defintely less noteworthy as a female.
12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
I wouldn't tell them that's what I think of them.
13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
Right now I'm poor and struggling to find some ground of my own, I'm always frustrated and mixed up and generally a mess. If I found true love this way I wouldn't know what to do with it. Give me the money, I'll accomplish some goals, and then we'll talk about bringing someone else into this.
15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine??
If they were, we wouldn't agree on anything.
16. Do you watch the Grammy's?
When forced. Also apostrophes never make anything plural.
17. Would you ever work for police?
I don't know that I believe in it enough.
18. Which one word would describe your life:
Stagnant.
19. Would you rather date someone 3 years older than you or 2 years younger?
Older.
20. Have you ever had a eating disorder?
I've had bad enough anxiety to significantly alter my eating habits for pretty extended periods of time. But it was never about body image. *shrug*
21. Do you have a porn collection?
No... but I think even if I wanted one, I've got a computer in the middle of a pretty high traffic area of the house, and a room that my very conservative mother takes upon herself to periodically go through and clean without asking. Being into porn would just be really inconvenient for me.
22. How many proms have you been to in your life?
One. I was Natalie's date. Wore a suit and everything. :P
23. Have you been on one of those kiddy rides outside of grocery stores in the past year?
Not for many, many years.
24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
It is on Dia De Los Muertos.
25. Are you old enough to vote?
Yes.
26. Ever made out with a midget?
Only the ones that are hookers. I mean. What? No...
27.Ever slept with a friends ex bf/gf?
Not exactly.
28. Do you worry about global warming?
Yeah. >.<
29. Do you like polar bears?
No. Well. Uh. I mean. I dunno. Why? What did they say about me? *fixes hair*
30. Have you ever cheated on a test?
No. Always felt too guilty about the idea.
31. What kind of birth control do you use?
Abstenence. -_-;
32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana?
The pots, the ganja, weed, Mary Jane.
33. Are you left handed or right handed?
Righty.
34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
Nah.
35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
Sometimes. Though I nolonger wish to own a bright pink Volkswagon.
36. Do you wear boy clothes?
If you count the wifebeaters I own. I bought them outta the little boys' section.
37. What's your opinion on gold diggers?
Money doesn't really matter to me. But to some people it does. I don't really see anything wrong if that's what a person wants. We're all superficial in our own ways.
38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?
Suburbs, ftw.
39. Is your car a Hummer?
My car is invisible. That's why I have invisible car insurance.
40. Do you play Guitar Hero?
Nah. But I loves me some DDR.