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doofenstrudel

10 - Calling In Sick Today

Dec 14, 2011 01:46

[457 Stone Street, from November 29th onwards, locked to housemates]
( When I'm sick of takin' abuse / I just make up some lame excuse )

science, stone street, ic, reruns, event, totally planning something

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phone letunityblossom December 14 2011, 08:12:24 UTC

House-warm-inator...?

[Like a heater...?]

doofenstrudel December 18 2011, 17:47:38 UTC

Ah! Lithuania! [He sounds quite delighted.]

Yes, House-Warm-Inator! It is exactly as it sounds! Are you interested at all?

letunityblossom December 21 2011, 21:02:35 UTC

How does it work? Is it like a heater...?

doofenstrudel December 25 2011, 05:36:32 UTC

Yes! A heater, but MORE IMPRESSIVE! And compact! With a self-contained power supply that should last through this disaster!

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[ phone ] imoutosnake December 14 2011, 10:15:22 UTC

The.. house-warm-inator..?

[ Nadeko already seems impressed by the mere name. ]

D-did you really invent something like that? That's so great..! [ the enthusiasm is easily heard in her voice, even if some of her usual shyness is there too. ] You're so smart!

doofenstrudel December 18 2011, 17:55:12 UTC

Yes! I did! I am rather smart, aren't I? [Oh Nadeko, you are so good for his self-esteem...]

How are you holding out? Are you warm enough? Is everything handled at your house, Nadeko?

imoutosnake December 18 2011, 19:38:55 UTC

You are..! I don't know many people as smart as you are, really.. [ she giggles a little. ]

Hmm, I'm okay.. Even if it's a little cold, I don't mind a lot. I-I have a winter coat, after all, so it's okay.

doofenstrudel December 18 2011, 20:00:30 UTC

It took many years of study. To be smart, it takes effort.

...what? Just a coat? Only that? Is there no heat at your house? No one gathering firewood? Or building a heater?

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phone. cantgetlaidin December 14 2011, 11:09:06 UTC

The house-warm-inator.

[he doesn't sound impressed. at all.]

doofenstrudel December 18 2011, 17:56:14 UTC

Yes.

It warms houses. It's.. a fairly straightforward name.

[He sounds apprehensive.]

Phone noluckduck December 14 2011, 11:15:48 UTC

Wait, wait, wait. [She's clearly holding back some snickering.] Doctor what?

doofenstrudel December 18 2011, 17:56:56 UTC

Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz. What? You didn't hear it the first time?

noluckduck December 18 2011, 18:16:51 UTC

Just... Just checkin'. And ya built a... [Snickers.] "House-warm-inator"?

doofenstrudel December 18 2011, 19:40:48 UTC

Yes. I did!

Is there... is Mayfield toying with the lines? Are we losing signal? Can you hear me correctly?

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autocrossbowplz December 14 2011, 12:01:41 UTC

[Okay, random stranger. You've managed to pique Edgar's curiosity. It helps that he's cold as hell frozen over, being used to, y'know, desert.]

What sort of parts would you need?

doofenstrudel December 18 2011, 18:10:31 UTC

[Ah! A taker!]

I'll need a two-slice toaster, half a dozen butter knives, three metal coat hangers, a nine-volt battery, and a small glass jar of peanut butter.

The rest, I can take care of, myself.

autocrossbowplz December 19 2011, 05:24:45 UTC

... peanut butter? Really?

[Okay, now he has to see this.]

I think I can get you all of those, though.

doofenstrudel December 25 2011, 04:13:01 UTC

...the jar. I need the jar. There is a particular brand that this town sells and that everyone seems to have...

Also, I feel like making fudge today!

[He coughs.] Bring them over, and I shall construct one for you.

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