but nothing was more catatonia inducing than the realisation that you’d just told the most annoying vampire in the whole history of the universe that you loved him. That was as inexcusable as it was true.
heh! It's love! I knew it!
hilarious, as always- and didn't it end a bit abruptly? More soon, please.
"Stupors were friendly safe places where no one ever laughed at you and attached your penis to a hoover." Tee hee! I think I like this story even better than the stories-containing-the-hoover-and-sander/polisher-ones! But, "He’d look in a minute, find out the awful truth. Spike had most likely attached him to the heat exchange duct on a refrigerator in the middle of an exhibition in the Convention Centre." would make a lovely sequel to the hoover madness.
meat and two veg *I am so stealing this reference for my personal use! Mwahahahaha*
Dear lord! Between doofivamps and schlock horror I'm going to need to invest in some adult depends!
I'm so glad I didn't try to read this while on holiday. I might have got beaten up by the miserable oldies for looking like I was enjoying myself too much!
You have the tightest arse of any refrigerator in the world
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heh! It's love! I knew it!
hilarious, as always- and didn't it end a bit abruptly? More soon, please.
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*hugs you*
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Tee hee! I think I like this story even better than the stories-containing-the-hoover-and-sander/polisher-ones! But, "He’d look in a minute, find out the awful truth. Spike had most likely attached him to the heat exchange duct on a refrigerator in the middle of an exhibition in the Convention Centre." would make a lovely sequel to the hoover madness.
meat and two veg *I am so stealing this reference for my personal use! Mwahahahaha*
Dear lord! Between doofivamps and schlock horror I'm going to need to invest in some adult depends!
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Thank you so much. I'm glad you like them.
Peeing pants always of the good. No - er - that came out wrong *g*
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This is awesome, so, so awesome!!
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It's so nice to just write something stupid without any point to it. LOL
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You have the tightest arse of any refrigerator in the world
Gotta love that fridge!
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::thunk::
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