...That last paragraph is like the fucking one ring. It's calling out to me, and I am but a weak-willed human, powerless to resist. You're baiting me, aren't you dooley? I can picture you sitting there in your twisted, ebonite throne, clutching a chalice of wine in your clawed fingers, clickity clackity clickiting away at your keyboard with a vicious grin on your face, possibly with some Eagles music playing in the background, you seem like an Eagles fan, you twisted son of a bitch, just grinning, grinning because you know, you just know I wouldn't possibly be able to resist such temptation...
Well SCREW YOU, pal! I'm taking the high road here, I absolutely refuse to be the sad, pathetic bastard that makes the so very easy and obvious "13 gigs of pussy on your harddrive" remark. I am better than that, dammit, and I will not play into your wicked, hairy-palmed hands.
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I want 13GB of cat movies. =( I miss my kitties too.
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Well SCREW YOU, pal! I'm taking the high road here, I absolutely refuse to be the sad, pathetic bastard that makes the so very easy and obvious "13 gigs of pussy on your harddrive" remark. I am better than that, dammit, and I will not play into your wicked, hairy-palmed hands.
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