Comments | doom1929: My fellow Americans

doom1929

My fellow Americans

Dec 17, 2007 13:15

It's almost election time again. God, I'm glad I don't watch TV. I'm sure the damn thing is already overrun with dozens of clean-cut "leaders" telling us the same lies we hear every four years.

Y'know, we missed a golden opportunity. I still say we should have elected Ross Perot. I don't think he could have done any better or worse than the ( Read more... )

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sirius_trouble December 17 2007, 22:11:06 UTC

I still like the Voldemort/Chthulu ticket.

Why vote for the lesser evil???

The Perfect Guys to Go Up Against Mr. Savage froose_speaker December 18 2007, 02:58:26 UTC

Eddie Izzard. Or perhaps Jared Leto if the mean people don't let Eddie run. Then, Eddie could be entertaining in debates while Jared can just stand there playing with his Blackberry while looking like the prettiest thing that graced the planet.

...I'd watch it and I hate politics. Too bad Jared wouldn't stoop that low for publicity. Eddie might, if only to make fun of the other politicians.

Or maybe if we threw Darth Vader into the mix... Hmm, I might be onto something with that.

Time to write stories!!!