'nuff dpreshun--HEY ALL LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS, I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

[doomcrotch]

ALL LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS, LISTEN UP! There is an air guitar competition coming to the 40 Watt on February 15th, and I am obviously going to enter. However, the registration requires a "stage name" in addition to my real (and I think, already stage-ready, but whatever) name, and this is where I need your help! Together we can smash the enemies of

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my picks (not a short list)

[todzy11]

others:
rip steakface
big mclargehuge
chester von casualty
cowboy girl of cupid arrows
gossamer bloodsquirts
THE JACE OF SPADES
discoball nippleclamp
templeton wetdream
thunderclap tasselstorm

mine:
father cannonmouth
helloctopus armpits
the dance that cracked pangea
barf origami
cerebus turd
zombie on a rainbow, esq.
captain killmode

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[todzy11]

put minstrel cramps and jesus christ up there, too, that's golden.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[doomcrotch]

I have to be honest...the point of this entry was only about 10% to actually get other name ideas. The bigger picture was just to give people a chance to think creatively about something inconsequential to distract them from the regular stresses of their lives. Sir, with your help most thrustingly of all, we have accomplished the mission.

Because what if I just picked Lazer McBlastington? I wouldn't want you to feel that all of your toil was in vain.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[todzy11]

are you kidding? i'm using all of these names that you don't use. take 'em or not. YOUR LOSS.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[doomcrotch]

Oh I'm TAKIN' 'em, tough guy. I'm takin' all or nuthin.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[todzy11]

i challenge you to the rights for the intellectual property of HELLOCTOPUS ARMPITS.

because that WILL be a shark song. watch.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[doomcrotch]

Pistol wrestling at dawn?

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[todzy11]

i'd rather settle this with a good old-fashioned dagger bending.

are we at 100 comments on this yet?

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[doomcrotch]

The Livejournal Entry that Cracked Pangea.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[todzy11]

blogging so massive it warped the core.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[doomcrotch]

I feel like I never want to post another post related to anything else ever. Why should I? This should just be continued forever, long after the air guitar competition has fallen to the dust of air-memory.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[todzy11]

jace... when the air-guitaring competition is TRULY over... what makes you think there will be an earth still standing to hold up the server that all this webcest slithers around on?

the end of air-guitaring IS the end of memory.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[doomcrotch]

And it won't be dust that clouds their vision--it will be the bone shavings of my enemies. There will be no blood because the destruction will have been so sufficient as to evaporate it.

And should you decide you wish to make it so, your next reply will likely be the hallowed 100th. Use the honor wisely.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[todzy11]

sergeant-general swarning of the 101st comment militia reporting for corpse-mopping duty, sir.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[doomcrotch]

At ease, soldier. You'll get a purple heart and several intergalactic congressional medals of ripe sex when all is said and done.

Re: my picks (not a short list)

[todzy11]

"ripe sex" is agitating my "horngry" feelings.