Tricks and Treats!

[doomdreamer22]

well i have decided that the conventional way of trick-or-treating is stupid. i have spend time and/or money on a costume.... then i have to walk in the cold and probably get subpar candy.... my way is much way better.... i stay at home and scare the shit out of little kids.... then when goes off to Kripalu to chant or whatever the fuck they do on

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[kisiel]

ok, well, a.wouldn't you have a lot fo only one type of candy, b. can't you just ask your dad to buy you candy? your plan is flawless!! you lose forever!!!!\\::

[doomdreamer22]

ok in response to a. there was 3 types of candy. and b. my dad is an organic-vegan-anti-sugar man and wouldn't but me candy for my birthday or christmas. my plan is flawless despite your efforts to make it not!!! w00t!

[kisiel]

your defense is well layed out, however, going out trick or treating would mos likely get you 5-6 types of candy, in comparison to your "3". so there. i win again, and you lose very, very poorly...:)

[doomdreamer22]

i'm sure i would get more than 6 types of candy, but i can only keep 5 pieces of candy from trick-or-treating anyway (idiotic dad rule).... then i'd have to go the trouble of having a friend bring it to school and smuggling it home without my dad noticing.... also as i said before: they big selection of candy has a large likelihood of being subpar and then what do i do with half a bag of crappy candy that no one will eat.... i win.... there is only me! *cackles insanely and falls backwards off chair*