Bad Religion

[doomduck]

I'm going to start my own religion

Comments

[yangvalyang]

"I can wear a white robe and stand really tall - I believe those're the prerequisites to any charismatic leader (I'll find the charisma at a pawnshop). Its primary purpose will be to push people to do things that may look embarrassing, but are in fact fun."

... so you'll be a doctor in a teaching hospital?

[coleoptera]

Or a researcher on a stool, reaching for things on the high shelves in the lab :)

[doomduck]

Ha ha! What you don't realize, Laura, is that you are already a convert!

You just need to send me monies now. *nod nod*

~DD

[coleoptera]

um, exCUSE me? I think you have the who is worshiping whom the wrong way about!

[darkpiglet4000]

Heehee... Everything about this post is too awesome! (I wish I had crazy Japanese people who would print me some money through their amazing 31st-century contraptions.) I think your religion should prohibit people (they are like totally immoralcakes and stuff!) and venerate bacon.

[doomduck]

Commandment pro tempore:
All Hail Bacon! Bringer of greasy goodness and sizzling delight!

~DD

[doomduck]

Hmm...

Mad DDR skizzles! And... karaoke! But, I can't bless people with good karaoke... I suck too much. So, just the ability to make a fool of yourself alongside me, I suppose.

~DD