Naoki's Christmas Carol

Dec 21, 2007 21:45



On the first day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
A plushie bird in a pine tree.

(it's a parrot shoved on top)

On the second day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

(couldn't get turtles. So, turtle bowls)

On the third day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

(raw, with berets stapled on)

On the Fourth day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Four Cellphone birds
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

(blackbird plushies holding cellphone candy)

On the fifth day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Five gold plastic rings
Four Cellphone birds
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Six frogs a laying
Five gold plastic rings
Four Cellphone birds
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

(Got bored of birds, tiny plastic egg shoved underneath)

On the seventh day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Seven ducks a floating
Six frogs a laying
Five gold plastic rings
Four Cellphone birds
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

(tiny wind up duck toys, stopped working)

On the eighth day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Eight Bottles of Milk
Seven ducks a floating
Six frogs a laying
Five gold plastic rings
Four Cellphone birds
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

(Milking is over)

On the ninth day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Nine Barbies hanging
Eight Bottles of milk
Seven ducks a floating
Six frogs a laying
Five gold plastic rings
Four Cellphone birds
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

(They're spinning and dancing in the wind!)

On the Tenth day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Ten lordly pogo sticks
Nine Barbies hanging
Eight Bottles of Milk
Seven ducks a floating
Six frogs a laying
Five gold plastic rings
Four Cellphone birds
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

(Pogo sticks are named Lord)

On the Eleventh day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Eleven kids banging drums
Ten lordly pogo sticks
Nine Barbies hanging
Eight Bottles of Milk
Seven ducks a floating
Six frogs a laying
Five gold plastic rings
Four Cellphone birds
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas
Naoki sent to me
Twelve piece school band
Eleven kids banging drums
Ten lordly pogo sticks
Nine Barbies hanging
Eight Bottles of Milk
Seven ducks a floating
Six frogs a laying
Five gold plastic rings
Four Cellphone birds
Three french chickens
Two shark-fin soups
And a plushie bird in a pine tree.

bad christmas carols

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