Ahhh! My Eyes!! The Goggles Do Nothing!

[doompirates]

Today a girl came into my work with hooker boots up to her armpits on. She totally just came back from getting the shocker from some dude out in the alley, and was all "hey baby! where's the bathroom?" I pointed her in the right direction and she was off...but not before I caught a sneak peek at her ass, which seemed suspiciously odd. It seemed

Comments

[coconutradio]

dear lord that's funny!

skulls rule

[comicnrrd]

yeah, I busted a gut reading it. "hooker boots up to her armpits"~fucking brilliant.

[coconutradio]

hooker boots nothing! she had a dick!