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[doomsdaycashew]

Dear Gin,

You broke my comfy computer chair and made my keyboard stick on the SHIFT, 0 and P keys. I hate you, Gin. May my tax return cover your damages, for I know for a damn fact that you won't. You never do. One of these days I'll make you pony up, goddamnit. Oh, it seems the apostrophe is sticky too. Fuck you, Gin!

Cordially,

A Gin

Comments

[mangledpuppies]

Mmm... juniper berries

[savrille]

I blame sangria for the demise of my previous keyboard, making all the keys in the upper left quadrant sticky.

Demon Alcohol. That's all I got to say.

[green_shoe]

I'M SORRY I WAS POSSESED BY JUNIPER!

[joule_e]

I think you should switch to tequlia, for it will never do bad things to you.