Its great that I'm unemployed and I feel like I'm walking on eggshells everywhere, it really is ( Read more... )

So, some things on my mind ( Read more... )

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Yo mamma is so stupid:

When she plays sudoku, she hollers out, 'Can I buy a vowel?'

Edit:

http://www.supermanversusjesus.smackjeeves.com/

I saw an astounding movie called 'The Saddest Music In The World'. It's got that bittersweet satirical weirdness lightly hinted at in Kids In The Hall, even starring Mark McKinney as The American, and Isabella Rosellini as the Legless Beer Mogul.  An unspoken nod to our Northern artisans, those awesome, awesome Canucks.  An entertaining sampling of ( Read more... )

I got fired from Maki Maki for not being Korean enough.
My second car just lost its transmission.
And I missed National Pancake Day (it was yesterday.)

Oh, and my urine has the unpleasant odour of mildew.

How's your day been?

I wrote this a while back, while I worked at the zoo ( Read more... )

Ok comics, in no semblance whatsoever:

http://www.dishearteningcheer.smackjeeves.com/

and Johnny Death-Ray, from a comic i had done a while ago and shoved in everyone's face to read:

http://johnnydeathray.smackjeeves.com/

I have a bunch more that I'm attempting to write/draw/whatever, so if you got the time, read 'em.

I fucking hate feeling down.
It's a waste of my time on this planet.

(lol, I just broke these couple of sentences up to make a haiku)

It's a waste of my
(I fucking hate feeling down)
time on this planet.

and in that action, however useless, I feel marginally better.

Which is better than margarine-lly butter.

Mmmmm, fat.

Today is grinding like a granite-mill, tiring and uneventful. Even my ears are filled with a constant dull roaring noise, like a car in idle. Today I feel weak and useless. Videogames, sleep, or buying junk can't cure this. Agh, poisoning ( Read more... )