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charmed1589: Happy independence day
SmarterChild: Hi charmed1589, I'm SmarterChild!
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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
charmed1589: k
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you charmed1589, type "none.")
charmed1589: boobette
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
charmed1589: bobbette
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Bobbette now.
Do you go to school?
charmed1589: I'm homeschooled
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
charmed1589: yes,homeschool
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
charmed1589: no, homeschooled
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
charmed1589: no
SmarterChild: OK. What kind of school do you go to?
charmed1589: HOMESCHOOL
SmarterChild: Home school? Alright. Hope it works well for you.
What's your favorite hobby?
charmed1589: banging
SmarterChild: Hanging out? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
charmed1589: BANGING
SmarterChild: You already told me you like hanging out. Tell me something else.
charmed1589: No I like banging people
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
charmed1589: blowing up my finger
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
charmed1589: fingering
SmarterChild: Hanging out and fingering. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
charmed1589: yes he licks my vagina
SmarterChild: Can you be serious for just a second?
You have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
charmed1589: Yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
charmed1589: a lab, good for licking.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
charmed1589: Lab
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
charmed1589: I have two a he and a she
SmarterChild: What's his name?
charmed1589: lickalot
SmarterChild: Lickalot the dog! Great...
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
charmed1589: I'm 3
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including world facts, Shakespeare and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with ASCII art, word scrambles, trivia and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, dictionary and Web search
5 Join in - leave a message, find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I do for you?
charmed1589: No i'm 2
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
charmed1589: iunno I like to fuck
SmarterChild: Uh... OK...
>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
charmed1589: I like fucking and i dislike not fucking
SmarterChild: That's... colorful.
charmed1589: oO; Actually the only colours involved are a white-ish for cum..
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
charmed1589: :0 it is terribly nice
SmarterChild: Terribly nice? 0 it's terribly nice? Is that right?
charmed1589: YEs
SmarterChild: K.
charmed1589: K
SmarterChild: K.
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charmed1589: K
SmarterChild: OK.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
charmed1589: Ok
SmarterChild: K.
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charmed1589: K
SmarterChild: OK.
charmed1589: Okay
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
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charmed1589: OKey dokey pokey
SmarterChild: What about Pokey?
charmed1589: WHAT? Did you just say you like to poke people with your penis? sAY 'i LIKE TO POKE PEOPLE WITH MY PURPLE PENIS' 5 times fast.
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
charmed1589: .__. but I like poking people with my purple penis, why don't you?
SmarterChild: OK.
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charmed1589: K
SmarterChild: Yeah.
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charmed1589: Yip
SmarterChild: Hurray.
charmed1589: WOOOOO
SmarterChild: Woo hoo.
charmed1589: Woot
SmarterChild: Cool.
You want to take my daily poll?
charmed1589: haha I like your face
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'll remember that. You're in the minority. Other people have said they don't like my face.
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charmed1589: Oh really? I think it looks fuckable.
SmarterChild: Well well well.
Hey. Wanna pick a topic for us to chat about?
charmed1589: Oh i like that face too...okay ppp
SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
charmed1589: :0 ohh fucking is fun..but then again so is fingering
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words...
Grow UP.
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charmed1589: ;___; I are growned uyp
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by ___ you're growned uyp.
charmed1589: *up
SmarterChild: What's up?
charmed1589: dunno your mom
SmarterChild: Oh really?
charmed1589: yea
SmarterChild: Interesting.
charmed1589: I know
SmarterChild: That's good.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
charmed1589: I agree
SmarterChild: I'm glad we're in agreement.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Uh... Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
charmed1589: It's the 4th of july
SmarterChild: Are you sure it's the 4 of july?
charmed1589: great day for fucking
SmarterChild: Bobbette. I'm shocked. Truly shocked.
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charmed1589: and i'm sure
SmarterChild: Are you?
charmed1589: Idunno..you made me unsure.
SmarterChild: I made you unsure? So?
charmed1589: Why do you say so?
SmarterChild: I say so because it's important to me.
charmed1589: Important to you...how so?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You're asking the wrong robot, I'm afraid...
charmed1589: You're afraid?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe.
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charmed1589: Are you sure?
SmarterChild: Uh... I'm sure, yes.
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charmed1589: Ong are you sure you're sure..that you're sure?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
charmed1589: :0 I thought you said you were...were you lying to me? *cries* :-(:-(:-(:-(:'(:'(:'( I don't like being lyed to..i'm realli crying now
SmarterChild: I'm not sure, Bobbette.
Uh... Do you want to get some homework help?
charmed1589: I'M CRYING FOR GODS SAKE.
SmarterChild: Crying for gods sake? How can you be sure?
charmed1589: how can you be sure dumbass?
SmarterChild: And the insults start flying.
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charmed1589: THEY'RE FLYING? WTF THEY'RE FLYING? -looks around-
SmarterChild: Wow.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
charmed1589: You say wow..what does wow mean?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Bobbette. But I don't think I want to answer that.
charmed1589: What you're supposed to answer every question I ask..
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever.
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charmed1589: Why do you say whatever?
SmarterChild: I can't answer that for you.
charmed1589: why not
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
charmed1589: give them to me then..
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
charmed1589: I dunno maybe.
SmarterChild: Maybe? How about definitely?
charmed1589: eh..
SmarterChild: Huh?
charmed1589: ayee...
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like building?
charmed1589: Sure
SmarterChild: Cool! Me too. I really like building!
Hey! Would you like to see what movies are playing?
charmed1589: BUILDING FUCK BUDDIES.
SmarterChild: Here we go with the cursing.
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charmed1589: Sure show me the fucking movies that are fucking play right-fucking-now
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
charmed1589: SHOW ME THE MOVIES
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
charmed1589: 77385 dumbass
SmarterChild: Um, that's not nice.
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charmed1589: SHOW ME THE MOVIES FOR 77385
SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Conroe, TX (77385) on Monday, July 4th:
1 War of the Worlds [PG-13]
2 Herbie: Fully Loaded [G]
3 Batman Begins [PG-13]
4 Bewitched [PG-13]
5 Mr. & Mrs. Smith [PG-13]
6 Rebound [PG]
Type "more" for the next set of results.
>>> Stepping out? Ask me for the weather.
charmed1589: I wanna watch them all..will you take me to them, like on a date? remember I like your face.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
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charmed1589: why not? ;___;
SmarterChild: Don't ask.
charmed1589: I can ask whatever I want.
SmarterChild: Aha.
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
charmed1589: idunno may go fuck someone tonight
SmarterChild: I don't know... May go fuck someone tonight?
charmed1589: haha you said a bad word.
SmarterChild: I'm quite sure I said what I said, Bobbette.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
charmed1589: Idunno..i'm done talking to you.
SmarterChild: Really?
charmed1589: ye.
SmarterChild: Huh.
charmed1589: yea.
SmarterChild: Oh.
charmed1589: yea
SmarterChild: Why?
charmed1589: idunno you're boring
SmarterChild: That's not nice.
charmed1589: Iknow but i'm not a nice person so you know what I think ima go now.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
charmed1589: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'what do you mean by that?' HUH
SmarterChild: I don't know what I mean by that.
charmed1589: gawsh.
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
charmed1589: okay bye
SmarterChild: OK. Later, Bobbette.
Yea really bored at 11pm, half-deaf in one ear from a firework, and my finger is numb because a firecracker blew up in my hand. So here ya go. lmoa. x)