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[doomturtle]

So... What's new in doomland... Well, yesterday I played a game of chase with a white tiger

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[filing_sloth]

That's really cute! You probably made that tiger's whole day. Poor thing, locked up for life with all these stupid people around . . . *sniffle*

Anyways, you get a new pet name now: Big White Kitten. It was either that or Dances With Tigers, and that just sounds way too corny. >_

[doomturtle]

Your death will be long and drawn out.

[filing_sloth]

I notice you didn't mention painful. I can only imagine that you're going to kill me by overfeeding with the finest cuisine while a dozen Norwegian supermodels fan me with palm fronds. Gee, Kaie, thanks a bunch! ^_^

[doomturtle]

I'm gonna use my Ibiki icon now to show you just how painful it will be.