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[doomturtle]

ATTENTION: WEATHER

This is not Florida. They're supposed to get the hurricanes, not here. Shoo, shoo! Back where you belong!

And this entry is proof that yet another storm failed to kill me this year.

Comments

[meliachu]

I EAT HURRICANES FOR BREAKFAST! :O

[shikomekidomi]

Hrmph. I doubt the thing was aiming for you directly. You know they suck at hitting small targets. No, I figure whoever hit florida with something like twelve in a row has just stopped putting any effort into steering them.

[doomturtle]

Nah, it was aiming for me. You see, I was out drinking and playing poker one night with the dude with the hurricane-steering wheel. Things got a little heated, and I ended up telling him that the dude with the earthquake machine could own him any day. Then I slipped some date-rape drug into his drink for no particular reason. I did this right in front of him, and when he saw me do it he got pissed. Vowed to destroy me. Said he wouldn't rest till I was obliverated. I was just like, "Yeah, whatever man. Same to you punk. Why don't you go lick a fish?"